"Much to the dismay of female fans in Milwaukee and around the country."

Ryan Braun will not pretend to fall in love for your amusement

Oh man. I would've signed up to be a contestant, watched the show, whatever it took. I LOVE Ryan Braun. Tricia at work and I talked about this for a good 15 minutes.

"OH HAI RYAN! REMEMBER ME? I'M THE ONE WHO TOOK LOTS OF PICTURES OF YOU STRETCHING BEFORE THE GAME UNDER THE PRETENSE OF 'TESTING THE ZOOM ON MY CAMERA' WILL YOU GO OUT WITH MEEEEEE???"

I did to the above actually. Mom was like "You like Braun and [Corey] Hart!!!" because I took many many pictures of them when I was at the Brewer game a few weeks ago. Fun times.

But yes, much to the dismay of this Brewer fan. At least I don't have to fall in love with a beach blonde slut who has daddy issues and decides that national television is the best medium to share her feelings with.


On second thought, nice call Ryan! *toasts*

Natalie's fictional boyfriends include: Ryan Braun, Corey Hart, Aaron Rodgers, Alexander Artemev, Christian from UPS Canada (everytime for work I call UPS Canada I get Christian so it's become a running joke with coworkers), yeeeeeeeah. My life is exciting.

I HAS SO MANY BOYFRIENDS!!! LOLOLOLZ!1!one

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Yeeeeeeah baby!

I was bored this afternoon. Good use of 2 hours don't you think?


I'm going to figure out something to eat with the chicken I have defrosting. No ideas yet, but it's chicken so you can't really go wrong there.

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